Monday, December 8, 2008

Top 10 List

i was processing more about the experience at BOLM on Friday. it occurred to me that the experience was a lot like camping only not as clean. it had all the elements...i mean we were washing tons of dishes in a big sofria (pan), we were singing camp songs, sleeping in rougher conditions than normal, etc. but let's face it...most of us, no matter how fun the camping experience is, are glad to go back to our comfortable houses and beds and electricity. but for these kids, there is nothing else to go to.

my top ten list for the day...hope it makes you laugh

Top 10 Reasons You Know You're a White Girl Living in Kenya

10. You have been permanently renamed "mzungu."
9. You almost get hit by a bus everyday.
8. You use baby wipes instead of taking showers.
7.Everyone wants to talk to you.
6. Your 3 main food groups are rice, ugali, and chapati (AKA carbs, carbs, and carbs)
5. You forget what an oven is.
4. You use hand sanitizer instead of soap.
3. You only shave from the knees down.
2. You tell people to meet you an hour earlier than when you actually want to meet because you know they'll be late.
1. You get to help needy kids in the name of Jesus, and you love it!

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